Updated: Part 1
"You should really consider her. She's got a cute little butt that even I myself like. Looks really nice from behind," I texted. "I won't be doing much talking to her butt, will I?" came the SMS reply. "Now you are trying to sell like a developer who says VIEW OF KLCC and FREE bathroom tiles when the house is ugly," the SMS continued. I broke into a laugh. Now who would have thought of that! Still trying to stifle my laughter, I replied. "B..bu..but she indeed has the TWIN TOWERS," my fingers punching deftly on the keypad, bearing in mind that men like boobies. "Yes, but surrounded by lots of hills, the towers will be lost," he replied, texting just as quickly as I had.
Pfft! Ok, so he really IS not into roundish, plumpish, fat-ish chicks. Sigh. Men! So hard to please. Tsk tsk tsk!
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Addition: Part 2
A few days later...
"What keeps you busy on weekends?" he wrote on email. "Oh, my usual facials, massages, pedicure or manicure in the mornings, afternoon naps and dinner," I bounced an email reply. "And you need this kind of maintenance every weekend? No wonder you look so good," he replied, surprised. "Well, it's a girl thing, if you know what I mean. Besides, my nails look like crap, needs treatment, no choice," I wrote, short and to-the-point. "Hey, that cool chick we spoke about that day...she has got really great nails and nice hands," I tried my luck once again. "Now you're really pushing the covered-drains-and-free-dustbins-for-first-100-buyers!", he mocked, with a chuckle between the lines. "Wow! You're good. How in the world did you come up with such a reply? Can I add this to my blog?" I enquired. "Up to you...but you yourself would realise by now that's this chick requires quite a bit of selling. She turns me on as much as cold wet grass on bare feet."
And that was the end of the email tread. No, not pushing it anymore. That was a real wet blanket. Sigh. Men! So hard to please. Tsk tsk tsk!
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Oh, don't tell me you've caught the silly American obsession with butts, have you? You've watched too many US movies and TV shows. No man ever was attracted to a woman because of her sewage outlet. It's the bright smile, the sparkle in her eye and her zest of spirit that appeals to a (true) man.
(And that's why I'm attracted to you, PrincEss.)
Friend For Life | 28.06.07 - 12:58 am | #
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He's funny! LOL. OMG. You have found your match.
titoki | Homepage | 30.06.07 - 1:54 am | #
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Prim...Prim... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! No matter how you plan to sell the other 'party’ it won't work. As it's clearly obvious that whom ever you are trying to sell to is much keener on you. But be warned; don't be just attracted to intellectuality. Cause on the matter of the hearts! You yourself know that once the flame has slowed down...you will need other elements to keep “you” going. Have an apple pie and ponder...
Ronald McDonald | 03.07.07 - 1:47 pm | #
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interesting conversations! ;p
kruy | Homepage | 03.07.07 - 3:42 pm | #
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this is the most gymnastically conversations ever~! and I like the fact that you gave him ever so excellent reply.
charlene | Homepage | 03.07.07 - 11:21 pm | #
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*laugh* On the contrary, FFL. I don't watch much of tv.
titoki/kruy: Ya lor, hou farney ger jiek!
Hmm, deep thought there Ronald McDonald. I think I have been too careful with the matters of the heart that I cannot see any flames or sparks. Think I need an apple pie to fuel up!
char: He's better at his replies.
Primrose | Homepage | 04.07.07 - 2:04 pm | #
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Showing posts with label Converse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Converse. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Monday, June 11, 2007
McDonalds
Five of us just had dinner. Two of them went on their way. Three of us (me, L and G) drove to L's house for some chilling out.
Me: Is there a McDonald's near L's place?
G: Yup! It's a 24-hour drive-in. Why?
Me: Feel like an apple pie.
L: Yeah, I want a sundae.
G: Ok, we'll drop by McDonald's.
L: I don't understand why girls don't suggest KFC and don't eat rice but love McDonald's.
G: Because Ronald McDonald is younger and cuter compared to Colonel Sanders.
L: Ronald's a clown. He's supposed to be cute.
Me: *laugh* That's so creative. I'm gonna blog about this!
Come to think of it, it makes total sense. Ronald is colourful, thin, fun and brotherly. Colonel is, well, all white, fat, old and such a grampie. And so here it is being blogged. Fancy that for an answer, eh? Never thought of that but of course!
In the end, I was happily stuffing myself with a box of 9-piece nuggets with BBQ sauce and an apple pie. Yes, I'm a girl who doesn't like to eat rice (and can't eat KFC everyday) but feed me McDonald's anytime. I'm lovin' it.
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You can never go wrong by ordering a hot Apple pie at McD's! Yum!
Ronald McDonald | 12.06.07 - 4:36 pm | #
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And fries too! I cannot help but wonder why McD fries are beyond the rest of the fastfood chains. The oil? The fries? I'm sure it's just like any other shoestring fries in the market. Yuuummmm!! 2 large fries please!
Primrose | Homepage | 12.06.07 - 7:01 pm | #
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how come eh ? i am a fan of kfc wo~. does that me i am old and grumpy le ? come to think of it - i do have a bit of it la~.
Patrick Leong | 13.06.07 - 10:57 am | #
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Fries? Soggy or crispy? To me both also taste good. But believe it is in the packaging le~ that made it one of the world leading fast food chain. A bit of history... McD was started by Raymond Albert Kroc in 1954, while he was just a salesman selling multimixer that makes milkshakes! The Icon or Clown was introduced in 1963 and is a big hit till today
Ronald McDonald | 13.06.07 - 2:56 pm | #
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that's so true! am just like you lol...
MeiyeN | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 5:36 pm | #
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actually my favourite is McD fries. I can eat that alone. like a kid.
charlene | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 10:21 am | #
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*High 5*
I don't like to eat rice too. Hahaha.
Not really a McD convert. But will drive in once in a blue moon to satisfy my cravings for an apple pie and some chicken nuggets.
titoki | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 7:57 pm | #
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Hi Pat, I also like KFC but I realise I can't eat that everyday. But fries??? Oh yeah bebeh! Can eat everyday!!
Actually I love hot, soggy fries, Ronald McD. Am I weird?? Enlightening bit there, thanks!
Heh, heh! Don't like rice, eh, MeiyeN?
Hi Char. I eat like a kid too. One fry at a time, choosing all the soggy ones first.
Hey Titoki! Also nuggets and pie eh? Yeah, my friend also asked why girls always eat nuggets. I told him cos nuggets are fuss-free, small and "see mun" ma. Wahahaha!!
Primrose | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 10:36 pm | #
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Hehe... I like the old and grumpy much more. I never get tired of their fried leg, in Malaysia only. KFC in U.S. taste horrible! Until now, I have only stepped into a McDonald not more than 20 times and will only get the Apple Pie!
Hey girl, got to eat more "rice", you don't want Malaysia to turn into a Fast Food nation too, do you?
fish fish | Homepage | 15.06.07 - 2:01 am | #
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their hamburger is my fave! =)
Anonymous | 15.06.07 - 12:37 pm | #
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You are not weird Primrose! You are only human with your own personal preference and characteristics...
Ronald McDonald | 21.06.07 - 3:19 pm | #
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Me: Is there a McDonald's near L's place?
G: Yup! It's a 24-hour drive-in. Why?
Me: Feel like an apple pie.
L: Yeah, I want a sundae.
G: Ok, we'll drop by McDonald's.
L: I don't understand why girls don't suggest KFC and don't eat rice but love McDonald's.
G: Because Ronald McDonald is younger and cuter compared to Colonel Sanders.
L: Ronald's a clown. He's supposed to be cute.
Me: *laugh* That's so creative. I'm gonna blog about this!
Come to think of it, it makes total sense. Ronald is colourful, thin, fun and brotherly. Colonel is, well, all white, fat, old and such a grampie. And so here it is being blogged. Fancy that for an answer, eh? Never thought of that but of course!
In the end, I was happily stuffing myself with a box of 9-piece nuggets with BBQ sauce and an apple pie. Yes, I'm a girl who doesn't like to eat rice (and can't eat KFC everyday) but feed me McDonald's anytime. I'm lovin' it.
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You can never go wrong by ordering a hot Apple pie at McD's! Yum!
Ronald McDonald | 12.06.07 - 4:36 pm | #
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And fries too! I cannot help but wonder why McD fries are beyond the rest of the fastfood chains. The oil? The fries? I'm sure it's just like any other shoestring fries in the market. Yuuummmm!! 2 large fries please!
Primrose | Homepage | 12.06.07 - 7:01 pm | #
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how come eh ? i am a fan of kfc wo~. does that me i am old and grumpy le ? come to think of it - i do have a bit of it la~.
Patrick Leong | 13.06.07 - 10:57 am | #
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Fries? Soggy or crispy? To me both also taste good. But believe it is in the packaging le~ that made it one of the world leading fast food chain. A bit of history... McD was started by Raymond Albert Kroc in 1954, while he was just a salesman selling multimixer that makes milkshakes! The Icon or Clown was introduced in 1963 and is a big hit till today
Ronald McDonald | 13.06.07 - 2:56 pm | #
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that's so true! am just like you lol...
MeiyeN | Homepage | 13.06.07 - 5:36 pm | #
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actually my favourite is McD fries. I can eat that alone. like a kid.
charlene | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 10:21 am | #
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*High 5*
I don't like to eat rice too. Hahaha.
Not really a McD convert. But will drive in once in a blue moon to satisfy my cravings for an apple pie and some chicken nuggets.
titoki | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 7:57 pm | #
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Hi Pat, I also like KFC but I realise I can't eat that everyday. But fries??? Oh yeah bebeh! Can eat everyday!!
Actually I love hot, soggy fries, Ronald McD. Am I weird?? Enlightening bit there, thanks!
Heh, heh! Don't like rice, eh, MeiyeN?
Hi Char. I eat like a kid too. One fry at a time, choosing all the soggy ones first.
Hey Titoki! Also nuggets and pie eh? Yeah, my friend also asked why girls always eat nuggets. I told him cos nuggets are fuss-free, small and "see mun" ma. Wahahaha!!
Primrose | Homepage | 14.06.07 - 10:36 pm | #
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Hehe... I like the old and grumpy much more. I never get tired of their fried leg, in Malaysia only. KFC in U.S. taste horrible! Until now, I have only stepped into a McDonald not more than 20 times and will only get the Apple Pie!
Hey girl, got to eat more "rice", you don't want Malaysia to turn into a Fast Food nation too, do you?
fish fish | Homepage | 15.06.07 - 2:01 am | #
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their hamburger is my fave! =)
Anonymous | 15.06.07 - 12:37 pm | #
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You are not weird Primrose! You are only human with your own personal preference and characteristics...
Ronald McDonald | 21.06.07 - 3:19 pm | #
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Saturday, February 24, 2007
Chat
Chat #1
Primrose: Why is it that men don't tell their wives that they are pretty anymore?
Doy: Because they are married?
Primrose: Sad case. Might as well stay single
Doy: Stay single and flirt
Chat #2
E: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Primrose: Cheh, ya meh? I think your wife prettier
E: Wife different
Primrose: What is different?
E: Already wife. So no need to look
Chat #3
Doy: Do you notice how some long-term couples get divorced in a very short time after marriage?
Primrose: Tell me about it. Should court for less than a year and get married.
Doy: Might as well stay single
Primrose: Yeah, stay single and flirt
Chat #3
Primrose: Wah, your wife is so young. And already with 2 kids. I so envy you.
C: Why envy? Men will look at you.
Primrose: I'm envious because I haven't completed the cycle.
C: What cycle?
Primrose: Single -> get married -> have kids -> cycle completed
C: Men look at singles.
Primrose: Men look at married ones too.
C: Singles have higher investment.
Primrose: Until their 1st crowfeet, that is.
C: Aiyah, men won't look at their wives anymore after they are married
Primrose: Then why get married?
C: To complete the cycle where divorce is final.
Primrose: Eeyerrr....!!
C: Enjoy it while you can, gurl.
Divorce rate is on the rise. So is adultery. And this is not only men's world. It's the women's too. The world is fast becoming unbecoming.
Primrose: Why is it that men don't tell their wives that they are pretty anymore?
Doy: Because they are married?
Primrose: Sad case. Might as well stay single
Doy: Stay single and flirt
Chat #2
E: Wow, that girl is so pretty
Primrose: Cheh, ya meh? I think your wife prettier
E: Wife different
Primrose: What is different?
E: Already wife. So no need to look
Chat #3
Doy: Do you notice how some long-term couples get divorced in a very short time after marriage?
Primrose: Tell me about it. Should court for less than a year and get married.
Doy: Might as well stay single
Primrose: Yeah, stay single and flirt
Chat #3
Primrose: Wah, your wife is so young. And already with 2 kids. I so envy you.
C: Why envy? Men will look at you.
Primrose: I'm envious because I haven't completed the cycle.
C: What cycle?
Primrose: Single -> get married -> have kids -> cycle completed
C: Men look at singles.
Primrose: Men look at married ones too.
C: Singles have higher investment.
Primrose: Until their 1st crowfeet, that is.
C: Aiyah, men won't look at their wives anymore after they are married
Primrose: Then why get married?
C: To complete the cycle where divorce is final.
Primrose: Eeyerrr....!!
C: Enjoy it while you can, gurl.
Divorce rate is on the rise. So is adultery. And this is not only men's world. It's the women's too. The world is fast becoming unbecoming.
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Ripe
"I wonder why you all didn't recognise me. I haven't changed much though 10 years have passed. My hairstyle's still the same."
"Like I said, you ripe already ma."
"What do you mean by ripe ah? Saying I'm old meh? But I still look the same what."
"It's not the same, ripe and not ripe. A green apple, when ripe, turns red ma. That's why cannot recognise you."
"But I'm still Primrose ma."
"Yes lar, I didn't say you're not. That one also still apple ma."
"So is it a good thing that I have 'ripened'?"
"Of course!"
"Why?"
"Green apples ah, take a bite also, damn sour. Red apples are nice."
Ahh, the beauty of maturing gracefully, bebeh!
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Oh yes dear, if they couldn't recognize you, definitely because you turned to the better.
fish fish | Homepage | 29.01.07 - 12:36 am | #
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i am imagining ur cheeks cheeky pink and u'r blushing the colour of a green apple just "ripened"..
kruy | Homepage | 31.01.07 - 10:35 am | #
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OUCH~
titoki | Homepage | 31.01.07 - 7:00 pm | #
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"Like I said, you ripe already ma."
"What do you mean by ripe ah? Saying I'm old meh? But I still look the same what."
"It's not the same, ripe and not ripe. A green apple, when ripe, turns red ma. That's why cannot recognise you."
"But I'm still Primrose ma."
"Yes lar, I didn't say you're not. That one also still apple ma."
"So is it a good thing that I have 'ripened'?"
"Of course!"
"Why?"
"Green apples ah, take a bite also, damn sour. Red apples are nice."
Ahh, the beauty of maturing gracefully, bebeh!
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Oh yes dear, if they couldn't recognize you, definitely because you turned to the better.
fish fish | Homepage | 29.01.07 - 12:36 am | #
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i am imagining ur cheeks cheeky pink and u'r blushing the colour of a green apple just "ripened"..
kruy | Homepage | 31.01.07 - 10:35 am | #
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OUCH~
titoki | Homepage | 31.01.07 - 7:00 pm | #
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Friday, January 19, 2007
Thesis
"By the way, I'm doing a thesis and I've chosen you as my subject."
"Whoa! That's new. Haven't heard of that before."
"Yup, sorry I didn't tell you earlier. Hope it's not too late. It's hard to get a replacement at the last minute. So need to spend some time with you."
"Then it depends on the title of your proposal and the objective of your thesis."
But a thesis? On me? Damn creative minds one has nowadays. Impressive. A thesis? Pffttt!
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Just say YES laa. *LOL*
He prolly needs a lifetime to study you.
titoki | Homepage | 19.01.07 - 11:56 am | #
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Every Thesis starts wit a statement, so ENlightEN us curio cats and kittens and pussies + an owl hear, please, WHAT's THE STATEMENT?
I promise I won't pry/prise! ~~ DEsi-tra-la-la-LOL!
ylchong | 20.01.07 - 2:00 pm | #
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what sorta thesis firsttt
mrs jeff buckley | Homepage | 21.01.07 - 10:56 am | #
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Wao~~~ Primrose as the theme for thesis? Interesting. ^_^
fish fish | Homepage | 21.01.07 - 1:46 pm | #
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whoa.. what kind of thesis? something like a bibliography? interesting...
kruy | Homepage | 22.01.07 - 11:50 am | #
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OBJECTIVE: To study more of chosen subject matter. To know her, to understand her. In short, it's a pickup line, original to the max!! *Kewl*
You're so right lar, Titoki.
The statement was truly original though, Desi.
Reta: What sorta thesis ah? To study me lor. Haha.
fish fish: *nod in agreement*
Hi kruy, refer to Objective.
Primrose | Homepage | 22.01.07 - 4:56 pm | #
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"Whoa! That's new. Haven't heard of that before."
"Yup, sorry I didn't tell you earlier. Hope it's not too late. It's hard to get a replacement at the last minute. So need to spend some time with you."
"Then it depends on the title of your proposal and the objective of your thesis."
But a thesis? On me? Damn creative minds one has nowadays. Impressive. A thesis? Pffttt!
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Just say YES laa. *LOL*
He prolly needs a lifetime to study you.
titoki | Homepage | 19.01.07 - 11:56 am | #
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Every Thesis starts wit a statement, so ENlightEN us curio cats and kittens and pussies + an owl hear, please, WHAT's THE STATEMENT?
I promise I won't pry/prise! ~~ DEsi-tra-la-la-LOL!
ylchong | 20.01.07 - 2:00 pm | #
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what sorta thesis firsttt
mrs jeff buckley | Homepage | 21.01.07 - 10:56 am | #
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Wao~~~ Primrose as the theme for thesis? Interesting. ^_^
fish fish | Homepage | 21.01.07 - 1:46 pm | #
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whoa.. what kind of thesis? something like a bibliography? interesting...
kruy | Homepage | 22.01.07 - 11:50 am | #
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OBJECTIVE: To study more of chosen subject matter. To know her, to understand her. In short, it's a pickup line, original to the max!! *Kewl*
You're so right lar, Titoki.
The statement was truly original though, Desi.
Reta: What sorta thesis ah? To study me lor. Haha.
fish fish: *nod in agreement*
Hi kruy, refer to Objective.
Primrose | Homepage | 22.01.07 - 4:56 pm | #
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
Small world
"Hey Datuk G! Long time no see!"
"Hi Primrose, nice to meet you again. Are you going to the CEO's Open House?"
"Err, no. We small kuci fry don't get invited."
"Don't worry, I'll put in a good word for you."
"Heh, thanks but don't think it will get me anywhere. Uhmm...we've got one smart-looking VP sitting on the VPs throne..."
"Why, you mean X?"
"Eh, how did you know?"
*smile*
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"Hey Primrose, not going anywhere? It's Friday night!"
"Hi X! I am not sure. I might."
"Party animal, are you?"
"No, no. Not one at all. In fact, I think you might know the "party animal" gang.
"Why would I know? I don't party at all."
"I'm sure you know Datuk G."
"Sure I do. We were university mates. He's a very close friend. In fact, we will be playing golf tomorrow."
"Hmm...I was also wondering if you would know who KF is."
"Sure I do. Related?"
"Why yes. He's my cousin. 1st cousin for that matter."
"I guessed as much. Same surname."
"Well, whoever's in the IT industry would know KF."
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"Hey KF, I was having a chat with X and apparently, he knows you."
"I know him well."
"Wow, I'd ride on your fame a little though it's not getting me anywhere, ok?"
"Be careful. I'm not that likeable."
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"Hey mum, dad! All the top notches in my organisation knows KF."
"Of course they do. Your cousin's one big name in the IT industry."
"Yeah, he also knows X, who was the pioneer of this pull-out section in The Star."
"Ohhh, X! He was writing under the nick of xx when he was writing the section. You know, they were our neighbours. Lived 2 doors away from us last time. We know Mr and Mrs xx. All their sons are very good looking."
"Err...I agree, actually. Wow! Small world."
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"Hey X, I think our parents know each other. Does [neighbourhood name] rings a bell?"
"Sure does. I used to live at No. 27."
"I know."
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No wonder the world's round. It truly connects!
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Yes, the world is round and it also takes you one big round to know this X who used to live two houses away from your house.
titoki | Homepage | 20.11.06 - 12:26 pm | #
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hi primrose:
the world is round and small for an AP garden.
But it sometimes gets flat when some Homo sapiens turns it upside down and they think gravity forces don't work anymore. they flatten the earth to suit their playground and we are all pushed to the edge -- be carrefool of the Abyss/
If Desi seems to veer from your Post=topic, minta maaf ia! Mayhaps I'm another nu'e victim of the changing world -- a subtle, not rosy Incovenient Truth?
Hey, keep chalking up the S-miles in km!
ylchong | 20.11.06 - 8:42 pm | #
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G, X, KF, xx....
Golly. All your connections have names that are so easy to spell !
Friend For Life | 20.11.06 - 9:07 pm | #
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Heeee... absolutely it's a small small world. Why you so malas update lately?
fish fish | Homepage | 20.11.06 - 10:39 pm | #
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Eh titoki! Didn't think of that thim! Yes wor, how true.
Hi Desi, not offering teh tarik now?
To protect the innocent and for the convenience of those reading it and the one typing it, FFL. Heh!
Heh, heh! You miss me ah, fish fish? Yalor, kinda malas but also kinda busy at work.
Primrose | Homepage | 21.11.06 - 10:10 am | #
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"Hi Primrose, nice to meet you again. Are you going to the CEO's Open House?"
"Err, no. We small kuci fry don't get invited."
"Don't worry, I'll put in a good word for you."
"Heh, thanks but don't think it will get me anywhere. Uhmm...we've got one smart-looking VP sitting on the VPs throne..."
"Why, you mean X?"
"Eh, how did you know?"
*smile*
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"Hey Primrose, not going anywhere? It's Friday night!"
"Hi X! I am not sure. I might."
"Party animal, are you?"
"No, no. Not one at all. In fact, I think you might know the "party animal" gang.
"Why would I know? I don't party at all."
"I'm sure you know Datuk G."
"Sure I do. We were university mates. He's a very close friend. In fact, we will be playing golf tomorrow."
"Hmm...I was also wondering if you would know who KF is."
"Sure I do. Related?"
"Why yes. He's my cousin. 1st cousin for that matter."
"I guessed as much. Same surname."
"Well, whoever's in the IT industry would know KF."
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"Hey KF, I was having a chat with X and apparently, he knows you."
"I know him well."
"Wow, I'd ride on your fame a little though it's not getting me anywhere, ok?"
"Be careful. I'm not that likeable."
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"Hey mum, dad! All the top notches in my organisation knows KF."
"Of course they do. Your cousin's one big name in the IT industry."
"Yeah, he also knows X, who was the pioneer of this pull-out section in The Star."
"Ohhh, X! He was writing under the nick of xx when he was writing the section. You know, they were our neighbours. Lived 2 doors away from us last time. We know Mr and Mrs xx. All their sons are very good looking."
"Err...I agree, actually. Wow! Small world."
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"Hey X, I think our parents know each other. Does [neighbourhood name] rings a bell?"
"Sure does. I used to live at No. 27."
"I know."
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No wonder the world's round. It truly connects!
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Yes, the world is round and it also takes you one big round to know this X who used to live two houses away from your house.
titoki | Homepage | 20.11.06 - 12:26 pm | #
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hi primrose:
the world is round and small for an AP garden.
But it sometimes gets flat when some Homo sapiens turns it upside down and they think gravity forces don't work anymore. they flatten the earth to suit their playground and we are all pushed to the edge -- be carrefool of the Abyss/
If Desi seems to veer from your Post=topic, minta maaf ia! Mayhaps I'm another nu'e victim of the changing world -- a subtle, not rosy Incovenient Truth?
Hey, keep chalking up the S-miles in km!
ylchong | 20.11.06 - 8:42 pm | #
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G, X, KF, xx....
Golly. All your connections have names that are so easy to spell !
Friend For Life | 20.11.06 - 9:07 pm | #
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Heeee... absolutely it's a small small world. Why you so malas update lately?
fish fish | Homepage | 20.11.06 - 10:39 pm | #
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Eh titoki! Didn't think of that thim! Yes wor, how true.
Hi Desi, not offering teh tarik now?
To protect the innocent and for the convenience of those reading it and the one typing it, FFL. Heh!
Heh, heh! You miss me ah, fish fish? Yalor, kinda malas but also kinda busy at work.
Primrose | Homepage | 21.11.06 - 10:10 am | #
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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Missed call
A text message came in for me this evening, "Hi Primrose, are you there?"
And I gleefully replied, "No, I'm not."
And the phone started to ring.
And it would be rude to reject that call. Any calls.
Some phone calls are meant to be silenced.
Oops, was I supposed to answer it?
But I thought I said I wasn't in.
And that was the story of a missed call.
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knotty, knotti-u!
i thot that's Desi's terrortry!
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hehehe....farneeee...:D
MeiyeN | Homepage | 04.11.06 - 12:36 pm | #
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And I gleefully replied, "No, I'm not."
And the phone started to ring.
And it would be rude to reject that call. Any calls.
Some phone calls are meant to be silenced.
Oops, was I supposed to answer it?
But I thought I said I wasn't in.
And that was the story of a missed call.
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knotty, knotti-u!
i thot that's Desi's terrortry!
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hehehe....farneeee...:D
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Ghost Festival
Nice moon tonight. Well, actually the moon's always nice and full on the 15th day of every month in the chinese calendar. Well, it is the 15th day of the Ghost Festival today. Apparently, I don't quite know if the Gates of Hell officially open or close on the 15th day or if there was any significance at all until I had a conversation with a girlfriend yesterday, which was the 14th day.
P: Primrose
V: Vanessa
P: Actually, what's Ghost Festival? Gates of Hell open or close?
V: Aiyah, you chinese also you don't know ah? Ghost Festival starts on the 1st day of the 7th month in the chinese calendar but chat yuet sap sei (14th day of the 7th month) which is today, is the day people celebrate.
P: Why 14th and not 1st or 15th?
V: Don't know. Probably 14 means sat sei means definitely die. So it's a good day for the ghosts kua.
P: So Gates of Hell open or close?
V: Gates of Hell already opened on the 1st day of the 7th month liau. That means the spirits were already floating around for the last 14 days. The Gates will close on the 30th day though this year, the gates will close on the 60th day. Only that on the 14th day, it officially opens. But the chinese only observe the first 30 days.
P: How come there are two 7th month this year? How can there be two of the same months in any calendar?
V: Oh, that one I don't know but I know that it's called yuen yuet (double months). If there is a double month in the year, Chinese New Year will fall in the month of February. Otherwise, it will be January. So since there was no double month last year, Chinese New Year this year was in January. And since there is double month this year, Chinese New Year will be in February next year. Understand?
P: Wah! I think I was told that I was born in the year with a double 8th month lar. So I have very nice see san pat chi (chinese birthdate) because it's auspicious. Eh, so double months are not just exclusive to certain months of the year?
V: No, there are double months for ANY months in the year too! Wei, don't go home late tonight. The ghosts' presence are the strongest tonight.
P: Choy!
V: It's true. If you see wan tai (weak in spirit), you can "see" dirty stuff.
P: Choy, choy, choy!!
V: If you see people burning and praying, don't look, ok? Just look ahead and walk straight into the house, understand?
P: Eh, why?
V: Because you're not "celebrating" and burning like the rest. So the ghosts might be "angry".
P: Choy, choy, choy!!
Thus ended the enlightenment of the oh-so-educational Q&A session about the Ghost Festival. Now, can someone tell me why there are double months in the chinese calendar? I still want to know how...
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Hmmm... very interesting conversation. I learnt something too. I also want to know why there are double months. Tell us when you have found the answer!
fish fish | Homepage | 09.08.06 - 7:53 am | #
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I think The Star posted an article on the double Ghost months sometime back. I can't remember much liao.
Anyway, if there are two ghost months then that means I'll have two birthdays!!! Muahahaha. ;p
titoki | Homepage | 09.08.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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met any " heng tai" ? oops !
foodcrazee | Homepage | 12.08.06 - 9:24 pm | #
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call me stupid, call me ignorant, i didn't know much about this ghost festive thingy (or mayb the faint-hearted me just didn't want to know) ;p
kruy | Homepage | 13.08.06 - 3:50 am | #
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P: Primrose
V: Vanessa
P: Actually, what's Ghost Festival? Gates of Hell open or close?
V: Aiyah, you chinese also you don't know ah? Ghost Festival starts on the 1st day of the 7th month in the chinese calendar but chat yuet sap sei (14th day of the 7th month) which is today, is the day people celebrate.
P: Why 14th and not 1st or 15th?
V: Don't know. Probably 14 means sat sei means definitely die. So it's a good day for the ghosts kua.
P: So Gates of Hell open or close?
V: Gates of Hell already opened on the 1st day of the 7th month liau. That means the spirits were already floating around for the last 14 days. The Gates will close on the 30th day though this year, the gates will close on the 60th day. Only that on the 14th day, it officially opens. But the chinese only observe the first 30 days.
P: How come there are two 7th month this year? How can there be two of the same months in any calendar?
V: Oh, that one I don't know but I know that it's called yuen yuet (double months). If there is a double month in the year, Chinese New Year will fall in the month of February. Otherwise, it will be January. So since there was no double month last year, Chinese New Year this year was in January. And since there is double month this year, Chinese New Year will be in February next year. Understand?
P: Wah! I think I was told that I was born in the year with a double 8th month lar. So I have very nice see san pat chi (chinese birthdate) because it's auspicious. Eh, so double months are not just exclusive to certain months of the year?
V: No, there are double months for ANY months in the year too! Wei, don't go home late tonight. The ghosts' presence are the strongest tonight.
P: Choy!
V: It's true. If you see wan tai (weak in spirit), you can "see" dirty stuff.
P: Choy, choy, choy!!
V: If you see people burning and praying, don't look, ok? Just look ahead and walk straight into the house, understand?
P: Eh, why?
V: Because you're not "celebrating" and burning like the rest. So the ghosts might be "angry".
P: Choy, choy, choy!!
Thus ended the enlightenment of the oh-so-educational Q&A session about the Ghost Festival. Now, can someone tell me why there are double months in the chinese calendar? I still want to know how...
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Hmmm... very interesting conversation. I learnt something too. I also want to know why there are double months. Tell us when you have found the answer!
fish fish | Homepage | 09.08.06 - 7:53 am | #
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I think The Star posted an article on the double Ghost months sometime back. I can't remember much liao.
Anyway, if there are two ghost months then that means I'll have two birthdays!!! Muahahaha. ;p
titoki | Homepage | 09.08.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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met any " heng tai" ? oops !
foodcrazee | Homepage | 12.08.06 - 9:24 pm | #
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call me stupid, call me ignorant, i didn't know much about this ghost festive thingy (or mayb the faint-hearted me just didn't want to know) ;p
kruy | Homepage | 13.08.06 - 3:50 am | #
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Saturday, April 29, 2006
Country K
While I was on the flight to Kuwait, I had a brief conversation with this Indian lady seated next to me (who claims to be British).
Lady: So where are you going?
Primrose: I am going to Kuwait
Lady: Interesting.
Primrose: Yes indeed. Where are you going?
Lady: I'm going home to London
Primrose: Interesting.
*pause*
Lady: Kuwait is in Korea, isn't it?
Primrose: Kuwait is in the Middle East. Korea is in East Asia
[OMGOMGOMG! DUH! British ain't known to be smart, are they?]
Lady: Ohh! *blush* I haven't heard of Kuwait.
Primrose: *smiles politely* [silent gasp]
Lady: I'm not very good in my geography *laugh*
Primrose: *smiles politely* [Yes duh! I can see that!]
Oh gawd! She was so, well, blardy stewpid! Just because it starts with the letter "K". Didn't she read about the Gulf war?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
*bangs head on the table*
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viteee people kno no country no goodddd
cyber-red | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 2:02 am | #
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hahahahahahhahahha!! i laughed so hard.. i fell off my chair. .Princess..! PPl from my small town is the same.. hahhaha!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 3:15 am | #
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I'm not surprised. I've got another friend who asked if Hanoi was in Korea. Didn't know Korea is so popular. Haha!
Gedebushh!
Primrose | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 4:37 pm | #
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OMG! For God's sake, shut up if you are not sure! I will go hide in the toilet for the rest of the journey if I am her.
Random Reader | 30.04.06 - 10:38 pm | #
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no hard feelings but i realised that people from big cities, eg. London - where it's the center of the world, normally have very little knowledge of where the rest of the world is.
kruy | Homepage | 03.05.06 - 11:49 am | #
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Random reader: Yeah, I almost called her stewpid. Heh!
kruy: I soooo agree with you. And you know what? It's true!
Primrose | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 12:00 am | #
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Lady: So where are you going?
Primrose: I am going to Kuwait
Lady: Interesting.
Primrose: Yes indeed. Where are you going?
Lady: I'm going home to London
Primrose: Interesting.
*pause*
Lady: Kuwait is in Korea, isn't it?
Primrose: Kuwait is in the Middle East. Korea is in East Asia
[OMGOMGOMG! DUH! British ain't known to be smart, are they?]
Lady: Ohh! *blush* I haven't heard of Kuwait.
Primrose: *smiles politely* [silent gasp]
Lady: I'm not very good in my geography *laugh*
Primrose: *smiles politely* [Yes duh! I can see that!]
Oh gawd! She was so, well, blardy stewpid! Just because it starts with the letter "K". Didn't she read about the Gulf war?
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
*bangs head on the table*
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viteee people kno no country no goodddd
cyber-red | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 2:02 am | #
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hahahahahahhahahha!! i laughed so hard.. i fell off my chair. .Princess..! PPl from my small town is the same.. hahhaha!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 3:15 am | #
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I'm not surprised. I've got another friend who asked if Hanoi was in Korea. Didn't know Korea is so popular. Haha!
Gedebushh!
Primrose | Homepage | 30.04.06 - 4:37 pm | #
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OMG! For God's sake, shut up if you are not sure! I will go hide in the toilet for the rest of the journey if I am her.
Random Reader | 30.04.06 - 10:38 pm | #
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no hard feelings but i realised that people from big cities, eg. London - where it's the center of the world, normally have very little knowledge of where the rest of the world is.
kruy | Homepage | 03.05.06 - 11:49 am | #
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Random reader: Yeah, I almost called her stewpid. Heh!
kruy: I soooo agree with you. And you know what? It's true!
Primrose | Homepage | 05.05.06 - 12:00 am | #
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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Layers
"No, my main concern here is trust."
"What makes you think that you can trust your sources when they are also finger-pointing everyone else and quoting other people from so many layers of other sources?"
"You've got a point there."
"It amazes me just how much concern people have over matters that have no relevance to their lives."
"Unfortunately, that's what's keeping people entertained. At other people's expense. It's in their blood. Gossips maketh them."
Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.
Need I elaborate?
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Well said.. Princess..!
I'll remember to tell those ppl who sits all day at the cafe that..!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 6:12 am | #
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let them be....
foodcrazee | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:49 am | #
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primrose:
I have no idea...
ylchong | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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I know you can identify with this, Mama Bok. Busybodies in Yarmouth.
That's why I'm doing, foodcrazee
Hey Desi, better not know than know.
Primrose | Homepage | 14.04.06 - 12:25 am | #
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"What makes you think that you can trust your sources when they are also finger-pointing everyone else and quoting other people from so many layers of other sources?"
"You've got a point there."
"It amazes me just how much concern people have over matters that have no relevance to their lives."
"Unfortunately, that's what's keeping people entertained. At other people's expense. It's in their blood. Gossips maketh them."
Great minds discuss ideas,
Average minds discuss events,
Small minds discuss people.
Need I elaborate?
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Well said.. Princess..!
I'll remember to tell those ppl who sits all day at the cafe that..!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 6:12 am | #
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let them be....
foodcrazee | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 11:49 am | #
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primrose:
I have no idea...
ylchong | Homepage | 11.04.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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I know you can identify with this, Mama Bok. Busybodies in Yarmouth.
That's why I'm doing, foodcrazee
Hey Desi, better not know than know.
Primrose | Homepage | 14.04.06 - 12:25 am | #
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Saturday, February 18, 2006
Pimp
I was having some empty chats with Batman the other day just to while away some free time when Pimp walked past and peeped in by the door.
"Hey, do you want any girls?" he asked nonchalantly.
I looked at Pimp, then at Batman. "Girls?" I asked.
"How many do you have?" Batman asked in return, totally ignoring my question.
"I've got three or four with me now," Pimp offered.
"What can they do for me?"
"Whatever you want them to."
Everyone paused and that was when I broke the silence. "You know, guys," I said. "That little conversation there sounded so obscene."
At that nano-second, all three of us locked gazes, stared at each other for a while and then laughed our heads off. The conversation was referring to a bunch of interns, who ALL happened to be girls, who were running around doing mundane errands for us. And I guess that was how Pimp earned his nick.
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haha... u got me jumped abit there thinking primrose was caught in the middle of a kinky conversation...
kruy | Homepage | 18.02.06 - 10:53 pm | #
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Hahhaa!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 3:02 am | #
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Pimp? Batman? Such an ideal workplace. If only I had Wonder Woman at my office, life would be much better.
Imran | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 3:20 pm | #
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Hi kruy. And if I were, I am sure I can hold a kinky conversation pretty well too. Ahaks!
Funny, ain't it, Mama Bok?
Hey Imran! Ideal workplace?? Hmmmm...
Primrose | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 4:08 pm | #
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Bro Imran reports for work.
PIMP: First day? How many gals you need?
Imp: Three.
PIMP: Rite ... take that Fat one, this Thin one, and this Short one...
Imp: Can I pick my-one, ah?
PIMP: Pay RM188 leh...
ylchong | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 5:44 pm | #
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PS to PR: Minta maaf using your Blog to tell about bro Imp.
PPS to Imp: Kongrats to your new workplace tomorrow
-- may you be swamped by the 4!
And pls don't do a Red Riding Hood on 'em.
ylchong | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 5:48 pm | #
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"Hey, do you want any girls?" he asked nonchalantly.
I looked at Pimp, then at Batman. "Girls?" I asked.
"How many do you have?" Batman asked in return, totally ignoring my question.
"I've got three or four with me now," Pimp offered.
"What can they do for me?"
"Whatever you want them to."
Everyone paused and that was when I broke the silence. "You know, guys," I said. "That little conversation there sounded so obscene."
At that nano-second, all three of us locked gazes, stared at each other for a while and then laughed our heads off. The conversation was referring to a bunch of interns, who ALL happened to be girls, who were running around doing mundane errands for us. And I guess that was how Pimp earned his nick.
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haha... u got me jumped abit there thinking primrose was caught in the middle of a kinky conversation...
kruy | Homepage | 18.02.06 - 10:53 pm | #
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Hahhaa!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 3:02 am | #
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Pimp? Batman? Such an ideal workplace. If only I had Wonder Woman at my office, life would be much better.
Imran | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 3:20 pm | #
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Hi kruy. And if I were, I am sure I can hold a kinky conversation pretty well too. Ahaks!
Funny, ain't it, Mama Bok?
Hey Imran! Ideal workplace?? Hmmmm...
Primrose | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 4:08 pm | #
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Bro Imran reports for work.
PIMP: First day? How many gals you need?
Imp: Three.
PIMP: Rite ... take that Fat one, this Thin one, and this Short one...
Imp: Can I pick my-one, ah?
PIMP: Pay RM188 leh...
ylchong | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 5:44 pm | #
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PS to PR: Minta maaf using your Blog to tell about bro Imp.
PPS to Imp: Kongrats to your new workplace tomorrow
-- may you be swamped by the 4!
And pls don't do a Red Riding Hood on 'em.
ylchong | Homepage | 19.02.06 - 5:48 pm | #
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Wednesday, January 25, 2006
After
Conversation #1
"Wei, why you look so sad one?"
"Huh? Where? What?"
"Neh, that photo in that blog..."
"Oh, errr..."
Conversation #2
"Checked out your blog. Girl so pretty, but look so sad wor."
"Pretty meh? Cheh!"
"But real life one better lor."
Conversation #3
"Weh, you melancholic still?"
"Huh? Whadaya mean?"
"There, your blog."
"Oh, errr..."
*Sigh*
Ok, peeps! That wasn't a sad look. That was some dunnowhachacallit look. Heh! My mood changed as fast as wind today. Though tired, I'm smiling. Here. I have some proof!
Eh, not so nice. Another attempt?
Uh oh! Won't do with a slouch and a messy fringe. One more?
There! I swear, another snap of the same pic and I won't smile no more.
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i thought the pics look great!
kruy | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 1:07 am | #
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The smiling face again. The look that I love most. Must be shopping therapy
chiki | 25.01.06 - 8:18 am | #
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so cute!~ =D *purrrr*
seth.frostheart | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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Wah, so sweet la! Won't be needing sugar in my coffee today lor...
raven | 25.01.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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now that's cute! :P Ei, I never thought your hair is that long!
arGlene | 25.01.06 - 5:36 pm | #
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*hugs* Hehe... for the not so happy looking past post.
*kiss cheek* for the 3 nice smiles. ^_^
1st time see your braided hair style. Tee hee hee
Hey dear, why I can't see your link one ar??? Been trying in many posts, failed. -_-""
fish fish | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 6:48 pm | #
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missed you
whatuduberudu | 25.01.06 - 8:14 pm | #
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Thanks kruy. I added your link.
Yup, chiki. Shopping therapy strikes again! This therapy is one that never fails.
Seth: :P *blush*
Eleh! You sure you didn't spit out bitter coffee after that ah, raven?
Hei Arglene! Yup, have long hair. Tried perming it but the curls won't stay.
Wei fish fish! Eeee! You so sweeet. *hugs back*
*kiss cheek back*
Which link you can't see? Email me and let me know lar. I'll check on it.
I'm here! I'm here, whatuduberudu.
Primrose | Homepage | 26.01.06 - 12:10 am | #
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thank you so much for adding me. muaks!
kruy | Homepage | 26.01.06 - 8:12 pm | #
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"Wei, why you look so sad one?"
"Huh? Where? What?"
"Neh, that photo in that blog..."
"Oh, errr..."
Conversation #2
"Checked out your blog. Girl so pretty, but look so sad wor."
"Pretty meh? Cheh!"
"But real life one better lor."
Conversation #3
"Weh, you melancholic still?"
"Huh? Whadaya mean?"
"There, your blog."
"Oh, errr..."
*Sigh*
Ok, peeps! That wasn't a sad look. That was some dunnowhachacallit look. Heh! My mood changed as fast as wind today. Though tired, I'm smiling. Here. I have some proof!
Eh, not so nice. Another attempt?
Uh oh! Won't do with a slouch and a messy fringe. One more?
There! I swear, another snap of the same pic and I won't smile no more.
9 flowers for this post
i thought the pics look great!
kruy | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 1:07 am | #
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The smiling face again. The look that I love most. Must be shopping therapy
chiki | 25.01.06 - 8:18 am | #
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so cute!~ =D *purrrr*
seth.frostheart | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 1:34 pm | #
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Wah, so sweet la! Won't be needing sugar in my coffee today lor...
raven | 25.01.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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now that's cute! :P Ei, I never thought your hair is that long!
arGlene | 25.01.06 - 5:36 pm | #
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*hugs* Hehe... for the not so happy looking past post.
*kiss cheek* for the 3 nice smiles. ^_^
1st time see your braided hair style. Tee hee hee
Hey dear, why I can't see your link one ar??? Been trying in many posts, failed. -_-""
fish fish | Homepage | 25.01.06 - 6:48 pm | #
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missed you
whatuduberudu | 25.01.06 - 8:14 pm | #
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Thanks kruy. I added your link.
Yup, chiki. Shopping therapy strikes again! This therapy is one that never fails.
Seth: :P *blush*
Eleh! You sure you didn't spit out bitter coffee after that ah, raven?
Hei Arglene! Yup, have long hair. Tried perming it but the curls won't stay.
Wei fish fish! Eeee! You so sweeet. *hugs back*
*kiss cheek back*
Which link you can't see? Email me and let me know lar. I'll check on it.
I'm here! I'm here, whatuduberudu.
Primrose | Homepage | 26.01.06 - 12:10 am | #
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thank you so much for adding me. muaks!
kruy | Homepage | 26.01.06 - 8:12 pm | #
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Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Name
*ring ring*
"Hello, Primrose speaking"
"Hi Primrose. We're making a cheque payment to you and was wondering if your name is what you have written here"
"Yes, of course!"
"So you have your English name in your identification card?"
"Yes, of course!"
"You mean your English name is in there?"
"It's in my birth certificate, if that's what you mean."
"Oh, ok. Just checking."
Few minutes later...*ring ring*
"Hello, Primrose speaking"
"Hi, there's someone by the name of Primrose who wrote her name as Primrose"
"Yes, that's me alright"
"So you have a Christian name?"
"Yes, it's in my birth certificate AND my identification card AND my passport because it's a name given to me at birth"
"Ok, ok, just checking"
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I mean like hello, as if I don't know my own name when I wrote it? I mean like hello, what's wrong with these people? Hey, just because you don't have one doesn't mean others can't have one, alright? You mean Malaysians can't have English names in their...err, names? Ok, ok. I must admit that many would happily give themselves English names or Christian names, as how it was aptly quoted, like Lola or Mimi or Lily or Kiki (goddamn! 10 out of 10 where I am give themselves names) which was NOT given at birth but c'mon, who would name themselves Primrose? Heh! *snigger snigger*
But my point is...pfft! I think YOU know what MY darn point is and where MY darn point is heading. I wouldn't even bother reiterating.
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lol...
Patient, Primrose -- they are sending you a cheque!!
Random Reader | 06.12.05 - 2:18 pm | #
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Hehehe!! i get this all the time..!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 06.12.05 - 6:19 pm | #
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hahahaha! u meant cheque under the name of Mama Bok ? chuckle
foodcrazee | 06.12.05 - 6:59 pm | #
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Hahaha... you should have just told them to put it under your other "Christian" name -- CASH!
raven | 06.12.05 - 10:01 pm | #
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PR: maybe the cheque maker wants a shorter nama
(S)he has a problemo with spello
So I have a solution
Replace PR with D-e-s-i-d-...errrata. Ooops, that's even long-er than p-r-i-mrose!
ylchong | Homepage | 07.12.05 - 10:28 am | #
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well at least it's a cool name, not like PrimeRibs
KY | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 2:55 pm | #
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lol @ KY
ooo chequey... hehe
cyber-red | Homepage | 13.12.05 - 7:23 pm | #
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Yay! I got my cheque alright and was told "Ok, you continue to write what your name should be, ok?"
D.U.H!!
Primrose | Homepage | 19.12.05 - 10:13 am | #
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"Hello, Primrose speaking"
"Hi Primrose. We're making a cheque payment to you and was wondering if your name is what you have written here"
"Yes, of course!"
"So you have your English name in your identification card?"
"Yes, of course!"
"You mean your English name is in there?"
"It's in my birth certificate, if that's what you mean."
"Oh, ok. Just checking."
Few minutes later...*ring ring*
"Hello, Primrose speaking"
"Hi, there's someone by the name of Primrose who wrote her name as Primrose"
"Yes, that's me alright"
"So you have a Christian name?"
"Yes, it's in my birth certificate AND my identification card AND my passport because it's a name given to me at birth"
"Ok, ok, just checking"
+++
I mean like hello, as if I don't know my own name when I wrote it? I mean like hello, what's wrong with these people? Hey, just because you don't have one doesn't mean others can't have one, alright? You mean Malaysians can't have English names in their...err, names? Ok, ok. I must admit that many would happily give themselves English names or Christian names, as how it was aptly quoted, like Lola or Mimi or Lily or Kiki (goddamn! 10 out of 10 where I am give themselves names) which was NOT given at birth but c'mon, who would name themselves Primrose? Heh! *snigger snigger*
But my point is...pfft! I think YOU know what MY darn point is and where MY darn point is heading. I wouldn't even bother reiterating.
8 flowers for this post
lol...
Patient, Primrose -- they are sending you a cheque!!
Random Reader | 06.12.05 - 2:18 pm | #
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Hehehe!! i get this all the time..!!
Mama BoK | Homepage | 06.12.05 - 6:19 pm | #
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hahahaha! u meant cheque under the name of Mama Bok ? chuckle
foodcrazee | 06.12.05 - 6:59 pm | #
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Hahaha... you should have just told them to put it under your other "Christian" name -- CASH!
raven | 06.12.05 - 10:01 pm | #
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PR: maybe the cheque maker wants a shorter nama
(S)he has a problemo with spello
So I have a solution
Replace PR with D-e-s-i-d-...errrata. Ooops, that's even long-er than p-r-i-mrose!
ylchong | Homepage | 07.12.05 - 10:28 am | #
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well at least it's a cool name, not like PrimeRibs
KY | Homepage | 09.12.05 - 2:55 pm | #
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lol @ KY
ooo chequey... hehe
cyber-red | Homepage | 13.12.05 - 7:23 pm | #
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Yay! I got my cheque alright and was told "Ok, you continue to write what your name should be, ok?"
D.U.H!!
Primrose | Homepage | 19.12.05 - 10:13 am | #
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
Rubberbands
"Can I have a bunch of rubberbands?" I asked her this morning.
"Don't have wor"
"How about just a bunch?"
"Don't have wor"
"Just a few, can or not?"
She walked over to her cubicle, opened her drawer and stared at it for a good 10 seconds while I waited like some dumbass.
"Don't have wor," she answered in the end, as I have expected.
"How about those?" I asked, pointing to some few rubberbands which my roving eyes caught hanging on the wall at the cubicle next to hers.
Sauntered slowly over she did, took the few strands off the nail on the wall, came back over to where I was and irritated me further.
"But hoh, don't know whether the other person want to use or not wor"
[WT*&$#@H]
My patience was obviously draining dry. "Oh! Can't I just have some, just 4 or 5?" I asked, almost begging.
She walked back to her cubicle, opened her bloody drawer again, stared for another good 10 seconds, reached her hand in to rummage a little while I waited like some dumbass and wala! Returned with some four or five rubberbands in her hand.
"Nah, you can have these"
[WT*&$#@H]
"Can't I have just a few more?" I tried again, referring to the ones she retrieved from the wall a while ago.
She stared at the other bunch, paused, thought for some 10 seconds as though it was a really tough decision to make and finally decided to give me 2 more from that bunch.
[WT*&$#@H]
7 *toot*ing rubberbands?? I said my thanks and walked off in a huff. What the *toot*? It was just some freaking rubberbands, for gawd's sake. What? You think you're parting with some gemstones or banknotes or valuables? *Toot*! It's just damn *toot*ing rubberbands, ok? Man, I could have gotten them off a mamak stall if I wanted to. And a whole bunch of them too!
[WT*&$#@H]
Note: I lost all Haloscan comments for this post
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haha... i know how u feel... funny how every place sure have one of "these" people around - a pain in the ass.
kruy | Homepage | 30.11.05 - 8:51 pm | #
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"Don't have wor"
"How about just a bunch?"
"Don't have wor"
"Just a few, can or not?"
She walked over to her cubicle, opened her drawer and stared at it for a good 10 seconds while I waited like some dumbass.
"Don't have wor," she answered in the end, as I have expected.
"How about those?" I asked, pointing to some few rubberbands which my roving eyes caught hanging on the wall at the cubicle next to hers.
Sauntered slowly over she did, took the few strands off the nail on the wall, came back over to where I was and irritated me further.
"But hoh, don't know whether the other person want to use or not wor"
[WT*&$#@H]
My patience was obviously draining dry. "Oh! Can't I just have some, just 4 or 5?" I asked, almost begging.
She walked back to her cubicle, opened her bloody drawer again, stared for another good 10 seconds, reached her hand in to rummage a little while I waited like some dumbass and wala! Returned with some four or five rubberbands in her hand.
"Nah, you can have these"
[WT*&$#@H]
"Can't I have just a few more?" I tried again, referring to the ones she retrieved from the wall a while ago.
She stared at the other bunch, paused, thought for some 10 seconds as though it was a really tough decision to make and finally decided to give me 2 more from that bunch.
[WT*&$#@H]
7 *toot*ing rubberbands?? I said my thanks and walked off in a huff. What the *toot*? It was just some freaking rubberbands, for gawd's sake. What? You think you're parting with some gemstones or banknotes or valuables? *Toot*! It's just damn *toot*ing rubberbands, ok? Man, I could have gotten them off a mamak stall if I wanted to. And a whole bunch of them too!
[WT*&$#@H]
Note: I lost all Haloscan comments for this post
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haha... i know how u feel... funny how every place sure have one of "these" people around - a pain in the ass.
kruy | Homepage | 30.11.05 - 8:51 pm | #
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Sunday, November 06, 2005
Missionary
"So what's exciting today?"
"Got Mongolian priests and nuns in my house today. Wanna come over and get your sinning soul blessed? On second thoughts, better not. It would take too long."
"I'm an angel ok?"
"Of course you are. Even Lucifer was an angel like me!"
"Pooh! Why are they there for? From some society or something?"
"Raising money to build churches in Mongolia. You wanna do missionary work or would you just prefer the position?" *snigger*
"Errr...as long as it leads to a paroxysm of orgasmic pleasure, I'm fine with either."
*silence*
"Would I get to assume missionary position soon?"
*silence*
Hmm...guess not. *winks* Conversations with people these days... *shakes head*
"Got Mongolian priests and nuns in my house today. Wanna come over and get your sinning soul blessed? On second thoughts, better not. It would take too long."
"I'm an angel ok?"
"Of course you are. Even Lucifer was an angel like me!"
"Pooh! Why are they there for? From some society or something?"
"Raising money to build churches in Mongolia. You wanna do missionary work or would you just prefer the position?" *snigger*
"Errr...as long as it leads to a paroxysm of orgasmic pleasure, I'm fine with either."
*silence*
"Would I get to assume missionary position soon?"
*silence*
Hmm...guess not. *winks* Conversations with people these days... *shakes head*
Saturday, November 05, 2005
Too hot
"I hate to admit it but staying home is kinda nice."
"I suppose you can get married and stay home."
"But I've got no man?"
"I wonder why sometimes..."
"Perhaps it's by choice?"
"I think so too. You are probably too hot to handle."
"Why did you say that?"
"Just a guess."
"Must be a hunch over something. How can it be a guess?"
"Well yes, to be more pedantic, a hunch."
"Cheh!"
Me? Too hot to handle? I'm just a piece of pancake waiting to melt a blob of butter. Wait a minute? Melt the butter eh? Hehe! Yeah, I'm hot but where's the butter?
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dey ... phor dah ! you're a piece of apom lar, not pancake...
michaelooi | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 11:41 am | #
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Ok.. i gotta matchmake you with JR.. HAHAHHAHA!!!
i show him your photo soon.. ok..???
Mama BoK | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 12:04 pm | #
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pancake and butter ? what a duo!
foodcrazee | 06.11.05 - 1:58 pm | #
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Woi michaelooi, pancake a bit of class ma. Can put butter and honey. Apom cannot. Only coconut milk! Kekekeke!
Hei MamaBok, you know my email. Introduce me already.
Honey also can, syrup also can, kan, foodcrazee?
Primrose | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 11:12 pm | #
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"I suppose you can get married and stay home."
"But I've got no man?"
"I wonder why sometimes..."
"Perhaps it's by choice?"
"I think so too. You are probably too hot to handle."
"Why did you say that?"
"Just a guess."
"Must be a hunch over something. How can it be a guess?"
"Well yes, to be more pedantic, a hunch."
"Cheh!"
Me? Too hot to handle? I'm just a piece of pancake waiting to melt a blob of butter. Wait a minute? Melt the butter eh? Hehe! Yeah, I'm hot but where's the butter?
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dey ... phor dah ! you're a piece of apom lar, not pancake...
michaelooi | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 11:41 am | #
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Ok.. i gotta matchmake you with JR.. HAHAHHAHA!!!
i show him your photo soon.. ok..???
Mama BoK | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 12:04 pm | #
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pancake and butter ? what a duo!
foodcrazee | 06.11.05 - 1:58 pm | #
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Woi michaelooi, pancake a bit of class ma. Can put butter and honey. Apom cannot. Only coconut milk! Kekekeke!
Hei MamaBok, you know my email. Introduce me already.
Honey also can, syrup also can, kan, foodcrazee?
Primrose | Homepage | 06.11.05 - 11:12 pm | #
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
Neurotic
"Prim," she started off softly. "You're a really nice and sensitive person deep down," she treaded slowly and carefully. "Unfortunately, you're neurotic. Very!" She hastily ended the sentence, like she couldn't wait to pour it out her mind. "Come, I'll introduce you to a neurosurgeon," she jested. "You really DO need a new brain."
New brain, maybe but me? Neurotic? DUH!
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hi primrose:
Nah, you don't need no new brain.
Just do some more spring cleAning -- I want sum new Bookers!
PS: I have a true story on brain trnsplant, but I can't go public -- the I Say Amen may get me -- or thee -- with brains or nigh or none, it doesn't matter with PeAceHill folks, methinks many are 2grainy (not nobrainy, that would be sub-...) blokes...
ylchong | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 1:12 pm | #
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Hahhaha!! who said that.. Princess..??
Big BoK | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 1:23 pm | #
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i thought you need a new car...
michaelooi | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 6:35 pm | #
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I'd willingly volunteer to donate my brain, except that wouldn't be fair on you. It wouldn't be fair on anyone. Is there any other part of me that you'd like instead?
You are not neurotic, PrincEss. Over seven (or is it eight) years of knowing you has taught me that you have a sweet, kind and tender brain, with a heart to match.
Friend For Life | 08.10.05 - 7:48 pm | #
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Hi Desi, one teh tarik to thee! You're right. I need to clean that brain. Now where has the vacuum cleaner gone? It needs space for fresh dust.
Hello MamaBok, you'd be surprise how blunt friends are sometimes. Heh!
How you know about that ah, michaelooi? At least I can drive a car. How can I drive a brain?
Err...other parts of you, FFL? Heh, heh! No thanks. I actually quite like my tender brain and heart. At least it's sensitive to touch - still :D
Primrose | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 1:35 am | #
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same birthday? oooo... good! now i know four people born on that day!!
emily | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 3:53 am | #
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ARE YOU? Nah! Just kidding =)...is she a friend?
arglene | 10.10.05 - 1:27 pm | #
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New brain, maybe but me? Neurotic? DUH!
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hi primrose:
Nah, you don't need no new brain.
Just do some more spring cleAning -- I want sum new Bookers!
PS: I have a true story on brain trnsplant, but I can't go public -- the I Say Amen may get me -- or thee -- with brains or nigh or none, it doesn't matter with PeAceHill folks, methinks many are 2grainy (not nobrainy, that would be sub-...) blokes...
ylchong | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 1:12 pm | #
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Hahhaha!! who said that.. Princess..??
Big BoK | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 1:23 pm | #
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i thought you need a new car...
michaelooi | Homepage | 08.10.05 - 6:35 pm | #
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I'd willingly volunteer to donate my brain, except that wouldn't be fair on you. It wouldn't be fair on anyone. Is there any other part of me that you'd like instead?
You are not neurotic, PrincEss. Over seven (or is it eight) years of knowing you has taught me that you have a sweet, kind and tender brain, with a heart to match.
Friend For Life | 08.10.05 - 7:48 pm | #
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Hi Desi, one teh tarik to thee! You're right. I need to clean that brain. Now where has the vacuum cleaner gone? It needs space for fresh dust.
Hello MamaBok, you'd be surprise how blunt friends are sometimes. Heh!
How you know about that ah, michaelooi? At least I can drive a car. How can I drive a brain?
Err...other parts of you, FFL? Heh, heh! No thanks. I actually quite like my tender brain and heart. At least it's sensitive to touch - still :D
Primrose | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 1:35 am | #
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same birthday? oooo... good! now i know four people born on that day!!
emily | Homepage | 09.10.05 - 3:53 am | #
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ARE YOU? Nah! Just kidding =)...is she a friend?
arglene | 10.10.05 - 1:27 pm | #
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Wednesday, August 10, 2005
Pang phui
Told you my grandpa is funny. This was related to me by my mum this morning and it happened yesterday night when grandparents were already fast asleep in their room.
+++And so my mum narrated+++
[I went into grandparents' room to spray air freshener. Then, a few minutes later...]
Gpa: "Ah Lan ah! Ah Lan! Ah Lan ah! Ah Lan! Ah Lan!"
[I heard grandpa calling your grandma five times but you know lar, grandma is hard at hearing. Luckily she didn't wake up. So I opened their room door...]
Mum: "Cho mi su kio lu eh bor?" [Why are you calling your wife]
Gpa: "Bo, bo! Wa bee tiuk lang pang phui." [No, no! I smelt fart]
Mum: "Phui lu eh tau lar. Wa spray freshener hor lu eh lang lar." [Fart your head lah. I sprayed air freshener]
+++End+++
Primrose: *giggle giggle* "I thought you have been spraying every day. Why smelt fart only yesterday?"
Mum: "Usually I spray orange-scented freshener. Yesterday I sprayed the lemon one. It's new."
Primrose: ??
Lemon = Fart?
Freshener = Fart?
*scratch head*
*laugh out loud*
Did mum spray too much the lemon became bitter?
Or has the tin of air freshener expired?
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oiiii buli lau lang aa ?
michaelooi | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 8:15 pm | #
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Hey....mike's right...u buli lau lang meh? Boh pai seh meh??
hahahah
MuscaD | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 1:44 am | #
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Mike/Nick: Bo wor. Mm si wa buli lau lang wor. Si mummy buli wor. *LOL*
Primrose | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 9:34 am | #
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Funny..!! hahah!!
Big Bok | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 10:11 am | #
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the whole family living together. cool. i miss family atmosphere.
Patrick | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 4:07 pm | #
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Hi MamaBok, yeah, grandpa is funny.
Hi Patrick, I agree but can lack privacy sometimes...
Primrose | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 10:00 pm | #
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One very obvious explanation seems to have been politely overlooked here...
Why was mum using air freshener in the first place? Something to cover up?
Maybe grandpa was right after all.
Friend For Life | 12.08.05 - 11:02 am | #
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+++And so my mum narrated+++
[I went into grandparents' room to spray air freshener. Then, a few minutes later...]
Gpa: "Ah Lan ah! Ah Lan! Ah Lan ah! Ah Lan! Ah Lan!"
[I heard grandpa calling your grandma five times but you know lar, grandma is hard at hearing. Luckily she didn't wake up. So I opened their room door...]
Mum: "Cho mi su kio lu eh bor?" [Why are you calling your wife]
Gpa: "Bo, bo! Wa bee tiuk lang pang phui." [No, no! I smelt fart]
Mum: "Phui lu eh tau lar. Wa spray freshener hor lu eh lang lar." [Fart your head lah. I sprayed air freshener]
+++End+++
Primrose: *giggle giggle* "I thought you have been spraying every day. Why smelt fart only yesterday?"
Mum: "Usually I spray orange-scented freshener. Yesterday I sprayed the lemon one. It's new."
Primrose: ??
Lemon = Fart?
Freshener = Fart?
*scratch head*
*laugh out loud*
Did mum spray too much the lemon became bitter?
Or has the tin of air freshener expired?
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oiiii buli lau lang aa ?
michaelooi | Homepage | 10.08.05 - 8:15 pm | #
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Hey....mike's right...u buli lau lang meh? Boh pai seh meh??
hahahah
MuscaD | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 1:44 am | #
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Mike/Nick: Bo wor. Mm si wa buli lau lang wor. Si mummy buli wor. *LOL*
Primrose | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 9:34 am | #
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Funny..!! hahah!!
Big Bok | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 10:11 am | #
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the whole family living together. cool. i miss family atmosphere.
Patrick | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 4:07 pm | #
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Hi MamaBok, yeah, grandpa is funny.
Hi Patrick, I agree but can lack privacy sometimes...
Primrose | Homepage | 11.08.05 - 10:00 pm | #
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One very obvious explanation seems to have been politely overlooked here...
Why was mum using air freshener in the first place? Something to cover up?
Maybe grandpa was right after all.
Friend For Life | 12.08.05 - 11:02 am | #
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Monday, July 18, 2005
Random
Random chat
Nope, never do random chats but thought I'd try this one when I was buzzed on ICQ a few minutes ago. Much to my disappointment, it didn't get anywhere interesting. Sigh.
Heh, and as I guessed, he stopped writing after that. Isk! What's wrong with being an Indian? Racist!
Random pic
And this a racial mismatch?
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Wow..!! so brave..?? random chat..!!
MrsT | 19.07.05 - 2:39 am | #
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well he is a funny guy.
Patrick | Homepage | 19.07.05 - 2:17 pm | #
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Gee, you're lucky, PrincEss. No-one ever random chats me like that.
BTW - There are no racial mismatches - psychological mismatches, sometimes cultural mismatches, but race alone is never the cause of a mismatch.
Friend For Life | 19.07.05 - 3:05 pm | #
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MrsT: Well, the beauty of netspace is that, nobody knows you...
Patrick: Ya lar, live up to his nick
FFL: A kopi-susu mix is nice
Primrose | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 3:13 pm | #
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Nope, never do random chats but thought I'd try this one when I was buzzed on ICQ a few minutes ago. Much to my disappointment, it didn't get anywhere interesting. Sigh.
Funny Guy (11:04 PM) : hi dear ru wearing a bra? :-)
PRIMROSE (11:05 PM) : how did you know I'm not?
Funny Guy (11:05 PM) : a guess :-)
Funny Guy (11:05 PM) : how old ru?
PRIMROSE (11:06 PM) : I'm 48. Are you still game?
Funny Guy (11:06 PM) : ru married?
PRIMROSE (11:06 PM) : Yes, with 5 kids.
Funny Guy (11:06 PM) : u keep in shape?
PRIMROSE (11:07 PM) : Don't know if this is shape enough
Funny Guy (11:08 PM) : wuts ur figure?
PRIMROSE (11:08 PM) : Wow, never measured
Funny Guy (11:08 PM) : height n weight?
PRIMROSE (11:09 PM) : Why, you doing some kind of survey on old ladies who aren't wearing any bras, whether they are short and fat, married with kids and whether they keep in shape?
Funny Guy (11:10 PM) : uh oh dont get all testy
PRIMROSE (11:10 PM) : testicles?
Funny Guy (11:10 PM) : wut race ru?
PRIMROSE (11:11 PM) : Indian. And you?
Heh, and as I guessed, he stopped writing after that. Isk! What's wrong with being an Indian? Racist!
Random pic
And this a racial mismatch?
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Wow..!! so brave..?? random chat..!!
MrsT | 19.07.05 - 2:39 am | #
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well he is a funny guy.
Patrick | Homepage | 19.07.05 - 2:17 pm | #
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Gee, you're lucky, PrincEss. No-one ever random chats me like that.
BTW - There are no racial mismatches - psychological mismatches, sometimes cultural mismatches, but race alone is never the cause of a mismatch.
Friend For Life | 19.07.05 - 3:05 pm | #
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MrsT: Well, the beauty of netspace is that, nobody knows you...
Patrick: Ya lar, live up to his nick
FFL: A kopi-susu mix is nice
Primrose | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 3:13 pm | #
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Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Phin yar deh
I was having a conversation with my Burmese friend yesterday evening, let's call him B, and I wanted to pull a fast one on him with some silly Burmese words I learnt.
P: Primrose
B: Burmese friend
[Amidst laughter and some silly jokes over a light dinner...]
P: Isk! You are a phin yar deh
B: Huh? What did you just say?
P: *laugh* Phin yar deh
B: *LOL* Wah, you good lar. Itchy ass!
P: *confused look* Huh? What itchy ass? Who?
[thinking that he meant me]
B: Phin yar deh. Itchy ass.
P: OMG! *wide eyed* Your brother said it meant 'ugly pig'!
B: Who? My brother? What did he say?
P: He just told me to say phin yar deh to you, means ugly pig. You won't get offended.
B: *LOL* Never believe a word he says. Eh Primrose, don't say phin yar deh too loudly, you know. It actually means 'my anus is itchy'. People will look at you funny.
P: Eeeeeeeekkk!!! So how do you say your anus, err, ass is itchy?
*a bulb lighted above my head*
B: Phin yar ni lar
P: Really? *cheeky grin* Phin yar ni lar *pointing at B*
B: Ei, you so soe dare!
P: Pasap pake! Sa! *pointing at the food, motioning him to eat*
B: *LOL* Naughty pututu
P: You pututu! I'm ma chaw minn tha mee
B: You're improving, minn tha mee...
P: I am! *delighted* Ni chi sa me lar... *LOL*
B: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Soe dare pututu!!
In burmese:
pasap pake: shut up
sa: eat
soe dare: naughty
ma chaw: pretty lass/gal
minn tha mee: princess
pututu: little kid (not everybody fits this category. Only cute ones) *winks*
ni chi sa me lar: (basically means) you eat shit
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hey! primrose is my mothers name :P
nicktay | Homepage | 22.06.05 - 7:51 pm | #
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nick also left the same msg on my board haha!
http://www.aizuddindanian.com/vo...ki/UPDATE? v=do4
just sign up and come!!
cyber-red | Homepage | 22.06.05 - 9:00 pm | #
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mingalarbar Minnthamee(mi so),
hahaha( can't stop laughing all I'm thinking now is anus eeek!)
Next time I'm gonna act like my bro. I will laugh more at u. No wonder his wife can't
By the way, I will send you either a lyric or mp3, I'm sure 100% that you will love it. Still doing it ok. Rather than Roses & chocolats.
pisi | 22.06.05 - 9:34 pm | #
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Really, nicktay? Edelweiss is another nice flower name for a lady.
Hi Reta, I saw Nick's name signed up. Aiyah, I shy shy lah! You better post nice nice pics, ok?
Mingalabar, pisi. Laugh so much, wait till you get a stitch. Don't you dare teach me words with wrong meanings like your bro. Kill you! Oooo, more mp3? Chay zu tin ba dare.
Primrose | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 12:44 am | #
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wah. you can speak burmese eh. pututu minn tha mee, how about handsome prince ?
Patrick | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 2:12 pm | #
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Geee... this is fun. ^_^ Yanchan ohime sama.
fish fish | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 2:47 pm | #
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Wah Patrick, handsome prince I don't know how to say wor. Let me learn and then I write and tell you. :P
Aiyaya, fish fish. Me no understand nihon-go wor.
Primrose | Homepage | 24.06.05 - 9:58 am | #
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Heheh!! that's funny..!!
MrsT | 24.06.05 - 2:25 pm | #
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P: Primrose
B: Burmese friend
[Amidst laughter and some silly jokes over a light dinner...]
P: Isk! You are a phin yar deh
B: Huh? What did you just say?
P: *laugh* Phin yar deh
B: *LOL* Wah, you good lar. Itchy ass!
P: *confused look* Huh? What itchy ass? Who?
[thinking that he meant me]
B: Phin yar deh. Itchy ass.
P: OMG! *wide eyed* Your brother said it meant 'ugly pig'!
B: Who? My brother? What did he say?
P: He just told me to say phin yar deh to you, means ugly pig. You won't get offended.
B: *LOL* Never believe a word he says. Eh Primrose, don't say phin yar deh too loudly, you know. It actually means 'my anus is itchy'. People will look at you funny.
P: Eeeeeeeekkk!!! So how do you say your anus, err, ass is itchy?
*a bulb lighted above my head*
B: Phin yar ni lar
P: Really? *cheeky grin* Phin yar ni lar *pointing at B*
B: Ei, you so soe dare!
P: Pasap pake! Sa! *pointing at the food, motioning him to eat*
B: *LOL* Naughty pututu
P: You pututu! I'm ma chaw minn tha mee
B: You're improving, minn tha mee...
P: I am! *delighted* Ni chi sa me lar... *LOL*
B: Tsk, tsk, tsk! Soe dare pututu!!
In burmese:
pasap pake: shut up
sa: eat
soe dare: naughty
ma chaw: pretty lass/gal
minn tha mee: princess
pututu: little kid (not everybody fits this category. Only cute ones) *winks*
ni chi sa me lar: (basically means) you eat shit
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hey! primrose is my mothers name :P
nicktay | Homepage | 22.06.05 - 7:51 pm | #
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nick also left the same msg on my board haha!
http://www.aizuddindanian.com/vo...ki/UPDATE? v=do4
just sign up and come!!
cyber-red | Homepage | 22.06.05 - 9:00 pm | #
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mingalarbar Minnthamee(mi so),
hahaha( can't stop laughing all I'm thinking now is anus eeek!)
Next time I'm gonna act like my bro. I will laugh more at u. No wonder his wife can't
By the way, I will send you either a lyric or mp3, I'm sure 100% that you will love it. Still doing it ok. Rather than Roses & chocolats.
pisi | 22.06.05 - 9:34 pm | #
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Really, nicktay? Edelweiss is another nice flower name for a lady.
Hi Reta, I saw Nick's name signed up. Aiyah, I shy shy lah! You better post nice nice pics, ok?
Mingalabar, pisi. Laugh so much, wait till you get a stitch. Don't you dare teach me words with wrong meanings like your bro. Kill you! Oooo, more mp3? Chay zu tin ba dare.
Primrose | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 12:44 am | #
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wah. you can speak burmese eh. pututu minn tha mee, how about handsome prince ?
Patrick | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 2:12 pm | #
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Geee... this is fun. ^_^ Yanchan ohime sama.
fish fish | Homepage | 23.06.05 - 2:47 pm | #
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Wah Patrick, handsome prince I don't know how to say wor. Let me learn and then I write and tell you. :P
Aiyaya, fish fish. Me no understand nihon-go wor.
Primrose | Homepage | 24.06.05 - 9:58 am | #
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Heheh!! that's funny..!!
MrsT | 24.06.05 - 2:25 pm | #
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