Generally

While munching on my McDonald's fries and between bites of my filet-o-fish, bits of conversation during lunch yesterday with my colleague led me to believe that:

Generally, when you are met with difficulties on the road, you almost always see an indian or a malay stop and help

Generally, Malay men are less roudy and are more gentle

Generally, Chinese men are lousy lovers. Oh yes they are!

Generally, men who can dance can gyrate in bed (not the chinese though)

Generally, women with 'assets' are mostly starfishes/dead fish

Generally, men in their thirties now are either
(i) married/attached - if they are not, something's wrong somewhere
(ii) divorcees - without kids preferred
(iii) married/attached but still actively looking - for phuck buddies
(iv) playboy single/attached/married/divorcee - for smarmy eroticism
(v) single - because they are impotent/workaholics/monks/gays/ abnormal

Generally, desperate men gloats a lot - of their own misfortune

Generally, all men are amorous breasts oglers. How now, dear men, for flat-chest-ers?

Generally, women walk with their legs terkangkang. Worse when they are wearing short skirts. Like they have just had sex or something. Ladies, strut closed-legged, foot points forward and sway that bum but don't do a MacPherson strut, ok? You'd be like the jack-in-the-box! *boing boing*

Generally, men who stir their drinks anti-clockwise and have a longer second toe than the first are good in bed. Ahem! Bet you're mentally stirring coffee and checking your toes. As long as there are no other stirrings. Heh!

Generally, I meet too many wrong and still can't find a right. Punctures my esteem sometimes. What's the date count before I should give up?

Wow, that was a lot to cover in an hour, wasn't there?

*sigh*

I'm worn out. Lots of deadlines, need pampering, having a dull ache on my tailbone, need love, badly need an oil massage, need caresses, craving for honey-coated macadamia nuts but can't find any, need hugs, want to be fed grilled chicken and salmon this week, need kisses...

Nothing more than just figments of my imagination.



16 flowers for this post
Need pampering? No worries. But you do realise I'm a category (iv) thirty-something. :P
tiger | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 2:48 pm | #

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Any other categories would make your tigery growl a meow :P Yes, pampering please. Maybe I should indulge in one of your many recommended sex(y) toys. Petals in milky bath looks a good idea for a mild start...meow!
Primrose | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 3:30 pm | #

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i'm... *checks* "(v)workaholic" i guess? just starting on the 30-ers decade, heheh... gimme a few years and i'll give you a better clasification...

ouch!~ chinese men can't *cough*gyrate*cough* in bed? maybe you haven't met one that can *grins*

eh, what if i stir my drinks both way? it means i'm so-so arh? *checks toes* hrm, i passed that one, lol!

well, i'm still open for dinner with you. the nuts(!), chicken and salmon (hrm, sounds like some fetish thing) i can still manage, the others... well, let's just say are pretty dangerous territories to venture into!!!~ *chuckles and winks*
seth.frostheart | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 5:00 pm | #

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PrincEss, I'm so glad I'm no longer a thirty-something, or that would REALLY hurt!
Friend For Life | 21.07.05 - 7:19 pm | #

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You know you're lying, girl ... you know you are... heeeee heeeeeeeeee
michaelooi | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 8:39 pm | #

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Oui Seth! So you can gyrate lar wei? *cough, cough* Now I don't know how to face you liau! Nuts (edible ones, please), chicken and salmon fetish meh? Luckily I didn't say frogs! Hiaks! Hmm, hazardous zone, eh? Slowly, slowly can ah?

Isk FFL, out of 11 general points, you had to pick on *that* point? *giggle*

Wah, Michael! What's this lying business, huh? Huh? Huh? Which part, huh? Huh? Huh? Nehmind. Settle with you elsewhere. Pooh!
Primrose | Homepage | 21.07.05 - 10:05 pm | #

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For what it's worth, PrincEss, the flatter-chested physique is fine by me if there's a large & sweet heart inside.

The most important and eye-catching physical feature in a lady to me is not her breasts. It's a nice smile and a sparkle in her eyes.
Friend For Life | 21.07.05 - 11:23 pm | #

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What a clever observation..!! but FFL is right.. not everyone is into the breast thingie..hehehe!! lets not get into SPG's speciality.. hahhaha!!
Big BoK | Homepage | 22.07.05 - 12:02 am | #

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frankly speaking, i ogle at tits. No shit. Woo hooo !
michaelooi | Homepage | 22.07.05 - 11:34 am | #

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How come Seth didnt do any of his gyrating dance moves eh? =P

Sounds like you need some TLC babe =)
cyber-red | Homepage | 22.07.05 - 3:01 pm | #

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chinese men lousy lovers meh ?
Patrick | Homepage | 22.07.05 - 5:57 pm | #

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Flashes FFL with a nice smile and sparkling eyes. :D

Hello BigBok, no, no, SPG but she sure got *some* publicity, eh?

Cheh michael, no need to tell also I know lerr. You a man ma. *wicked grin*

Ya lor, Reta, we ask Seth to gyrate for us next time, ha? Me need lotsa TLC. Give me a "MetoYou" teddy bear by RUSS, found in UK and Aust. Neh, neh, neh! So adorable...

Ya wor, Patrick, so far I've seen lar...lousy lousy! Not lomantik one. Dunno how to "kau hei fan" one.
Primrose | Homepage | 22.07.05 - 6:15 pm | #

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PrincEss, a large and sweet heart, a delightful smile and eyes that sparkle brighter than stars on a clear night - that's the way I have always known you, the only way I have ever seen you during the eight years since we first met. I know that that's because that is exactly who you are. The real you. The inner you. The true PrincEss who I love and adore.
Friend For Life | 22.07.05 - 7:43 pm | #

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O___o WTH!!!~

wah, you two women want me to gyrate not free one orh!!!~ after gyrating, anything happen to you both don't blame me!!~ :P
seth.frostheart | Homepage | 23.07.05 - 12:30 am | #

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Oi, I'm Chinese and a Sex God (says an online quiz I took). :p
Yuen Li | Homepage | 23.07.05 - 3:18 am | #

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Thanks, FFL. Very sweet...but err, you can tell me in private, eh?

Hi Seth, we promise we won't blame blame. Muahahaha! So when ha?

Yuen Li! *squeal* Welcome back! Hmmm...but nothing's proven till it happens. *winky winks*
Primrose | Homepage | 25.07.05 - 1:18 pm | #

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